Ashley's Awesome Analyses #3 - Ha Ha Clinton-Dix Shirts

Prepare to swoon, ladies of Wisconsin. The ridiculously rugged and statuesque man in the photograph is Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, Round 1 draft pick of the Green Bay Packers. Being from Wisconsin, and a die hard Packer Fan myself, I have already decided to cheer my heart out for this handsome, handsome, man. (But let's not lie, even if i wasn't a fan of the Pack, the guy is still pretty nice to look at.)

As most of you know, over the years, sports fans have gotten more and more creative with their gear. Mostly for fun, mockery of a rival team (My personal favorite was when Marquette University fans would don shirts that read "Notre Dame is French for 'Our B----'",) or just to show off one's own cleverness. With a name like Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, the clever, custumized shirts are gonna be flying off the shelves at Lambeau (or any sporting goods store in Wisconsin). Here are my predicitons / suggestions for phrases for the new Ha Ha line.

1) This girl loves Dix.

2) You may have Manziel, but we have big Dix.

3) I love my gf cause she licks...likes. She LIKES Dix.

4) Why so serious? Oh, cause you just got tackled by HA HA. HA HA. HA HA.

5) I love Clinton-Dix more than Monica Lewinsky.

That's all I have for now. I'm sure I'll think of more as the day goes on. Do you have any suggestions for Ha Ha Clinton-Dix shirts? Feel free to share!